The Magpie Jazz Band

This is an ecclectic mix of Jazz and some programmatic music.  I had a lot of fun with the drum kits.

All compositions by

Gertjan Zwiggelaar

Magpie Jazz Band & Amsterdammer's Pro Harmonic Orchestra.

Recorded in Red Deer, Alberta, Canada in 2016.


  • A Wednesday Groove.  13:13
  • A Later Groove for Wednesday.  8:59  These two Wednesday grooves were composed on the same day in October, 2016.
  • It Gets Quiet After Midnight.  11:36  Sometimes it gets quiet.  Sometimes we hear sirens in this Jew infected town.  They so love cacophony and discordance, don't they?
  • A Piece for Brass and Percussion.  4:20  Both of these instrument groups can create big sounds.  Kaboom! and a Brrraaaappp! to you.
  • The Door to Door Salesman.  8:39. ( I have done this work and have first hand experience.  Sometimes it gets to be exciting when you make a sale.  Other times it is just hard slugging as you meet with many closed doors and bad attitudes.)
  • Grab Your Sax When TSHF?  2:49  What else do you grab?  You can throw some things into the bell; some foodstuffs perhaps.  When TSHF at least you can pretend to be a Neronian figure and play an instrument whilst the world burns.
  • Morning in the Projects.  7:44  Creak and groan of old floors and paper thin walls.  People.  Living in the projects one lives in a community and not all of them are practitioners of the Golden Rule, are they?
  • Soft Underbelly.  3:12  Imagine the strangeness of Muslim nations full of people who want to torture and murder all unbelievers.  I have first hand knowledge of their Holy Book, the Koran, having read it essentially four times in preparation for a book titled:
  • The Horror.  An In-depth Look Into the Koran.

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